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Liberty – “Is It Safe?”

First they came …

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

‘Eclipse Day’ Warning Labels

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The Joy of Painting ‘Happy ‘Effing Machine Gunners’

The political rancor and partisan squabbling has even gotten to our ‘Happy Painter”, Bob Ross. He was overheard on the set saying, “Screw the ‘happy little trees’ and screw the ‘happy little accidents’, I’m gonna paint some ‘happy ‘effing machine gunners’ or I’ll end up taking an ‘effing palette knife to somebody’s ‘effing ass.  And I’m as ‘effing serious about that as an ‘effing happy little heart attack!”

Bob Ross Painting Happy Trees… *Ohhhh here they come!*

Jason Voorhees Is Coming For Breakfast

 

Daily Darwin – Human ‘Hindenberg Disaster’

Darwin winces as he points out that genomes, ‘gas bags’, and an ignition source do not make for good companions.  Oh, the humanity….

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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