Zuckerpocalypse – 2024

2020 or 2024, same difference. Will Big ZuckerBrother get to rule Oceania? Does it mean something that ZuckerBrother was born in 1984?  He does have that “Big ZuckerBrother is Watching You” part down pat, for sure.

Uncle Joe ‘Pennywise’ Gets Ready to Run

Gropin’ Joe Biden has put his game face on and is getting ready for a run for the White House.  See what you’ll be in for.

Elizabeth Warren – Pow-Wow 2020

**Editor’s note – All American Eagle feathers used in Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren’s faux-Indian headdress were gleaned from the remains of birds murdered by the White man’s Wind Generator totem.

The Biggest Loser

Three and counting. But there’s still 2020.

Hillary Can’t Get Off Of The Merry-Go-Round

She’s a little more threadbare, but swears that the third time is the charm.

Hillary’s Doctors Say She’s Fit To Debate

The Daily Mail reports that,

When she meets the Republican nominee Monday night at Hofstra University, Clinton will be stuck on stage if she is unsteady on her feet or lapses into a prolonged hillary_hillarys_doctorscoughing fit.

In addition, debate moderator Lester Holt, who anchors NBC Nightly News, will not have the power to instruct cameramen to ‘cut away’ from the stage if Clinton finds herself physically compromised during the 90-minute debate, the first of three showdowns before the November 8 election.

‘And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated,’

 

Why Gary Johnson Won’t Be Debating

Gary is taking some time off the 2016 Campaign Trail so that he can learn a bit more about Geography before the 2020 Presidential Campaign season begins. He’s resolved to keep himself out of Medical Marijuana Dispensaries and actually study World Events. Want a cookie, Gary?

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