Boy Scout ‘ReIdentification’ Merit Badge Guide

Irony Alert – EV Car Charging Station

Electric Vehicle (EV) Manufacturers are taking a lead from the concept of the Naval Convoy System that the Allies developed in WWI to help defeat the German U-Boat threat. Starting with the 2018 Model Year, each EV sold will come with it’s own ‘Charging Station Tender’ that travels in convoy with the EV.  Now that’s ‘sustainability’ at it’s best.  Or maybe not so much….?

Dr. Darth’s Sensitivity Training

Trump Derangement Syndrome – Ben and Jerry’s Style

So Donald Trump has an extra scoop of ice cream and liberal’s heads explode everywhere?  Imagine, then if you will, a world in which the President orders a “cherry on top” of his extra scoops?  Perhaps with extra whipped cream…?

The Runaways – “Cherry Bomb”

One couldn’t find a more appropriate group of libs than Mses. Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart and Floria Sigismondi to provided some ‘Trumped’ up outrage.

ESPN’s Last Hope – Conehead Jousting

With ESPN’s subscriber base tanking, the Sports Cable Network is looking to it’s newest almost real sports venture, “Conehead Jousting” to save it’s cojones.  Will it work?  Maybe not so much…

Je suis ‘Charlie Hebdo’, Weisels de Merde

My guess, Charlie, is that no one within 2000 miles East or West of Houston would give a good fuck whether or not Abdullah and his Merry Band of Throat Slitters paid a return visit to your Offices.  Hard to believe, isn’t it, after that misplaced Kumbaya moment a couple of years ago.

From the Washington Post, “Charlie Hebdo cover suggests Hurricane Harvey victims are neo-Nazis“.

The newspaper’s latest issue takes aim at a new target: the victims of the catastrophic Hurricane Harvey, which hit Texas on Friday, killing at least 35 people, displacing thousands and causing billions of dollars in damage.

The art on the Charlie Hebdo cover shows swastika flags and hands raised in what looks like Nazi salutes poking out above floodwaters. The text reads: “God exists! He drowned all the neo-Nazis of Texas.” The illustration is an apparent reference to Texans’ support of Donald Trump, who won 52.6 percent of the state’s vote in the presidential election.

Detroit – Always Hurricane Ready

ESPN’s Robert Lee ‘Doppleganger’ – circa 1863

Where’s your beard, Bob?

ESPN – “Perfecting the Art of PC Self-flagellation since 1979.”

“That’s Racist”