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Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho. It’s Off To Work We Go
C’mon Dopey. We’ve got A-Bombs to make. Grab Bashful, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Grumpy and let’s hit to road.
Aesop’s Newest Fable – The Squirrel, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
One bright day in late autumn a family of Ants were bustling about in the warm
sunshine, drying out the grain they had stored up during the summer, when a starving Grasshopper, his fiddle under his arm, came up and humbly begged for a bite to eat.
Not to be outdone, the pesky squirrel ambling by decided to jump for the grain bin and help himself. He missed and hung himself for the winter by his very ownliest nuts. Ouch! You can figure out the moral of this story for yourself.
The Æsop for Children – “The Ants & the Grasshopper“
Nostalgia – Tall Hair and Taller Surf Boards
The Beach Boy – “Little Deuce Coupe”
John ‘Effing Kerry’s Last Backstab
“Do you want ketchup with your backstab?
Carrie Fisher, RIP. Reflections On Steve Martin Tribute
Steve Martin recently Tweeted a tribute of Carrie Fisher upon learning of her death. He tweeted that, as a young man, “she was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. Turns out she was also smart and witty, as well.”
Naturally, the PC feminazis came out of the woodwork, and New York Post magazine people called his tweet awful, and that he shouldn’t have commented on her beauty. He should take his Tweet down, etc. etc.
Well, I think he should keep it up and double down. And, as a big, middle finger to the haters, I’ve attached Yoda’s thoughts about the PC People’s complaints on behalf of Steve Martin.
Barack ‘The Backstabber’ Obama
Obama’s new moniker “The Bonz” now shares the spotlight with his newest nickname, Barack “The Backstabber” Obama. Oh, and after the UN Israeli Settlement Vote, Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu has an even more appropriate name for “The Bonz”, our “Backstabber In Chief”.
