Barack and Michelle’s Last White House ‘Holiday Greetings’ Card

I just got Barry and Mooch’s final White House ‘Holiday Greetings’ card. I always knew that they really cared. Now I know just exactly how much.  I am so looking forward to Donald Trump’s #realChristmas Card next year.

Liberals Screwing Up a Wet Dream – Metaphorically Speaking

You cannot make this news up.  Heh.  From Townhall.com,   “Ha: Fidel Castro’s Funeral Vehicle Broke Down Mid-Procession“.

An almost amusing sight at Fidel Castro’s funeral procession: the car carrying his remains reportedly broke down and had to be pushed by soldiers.

castro__broke_down_hearseThe vehicle was reportedly Russian-built.

Pictures of the scene quickly spread on Twitter, with people calling it a “fitting metaphor” for the Castro regime:  1) Look no further for Cuba metaphors – Fidel’s final journey ends with a breakdown 2) How fitting: The jeep carrying Fidel Castro’s ashes broke down and soldiers had to push it the rest of the way to the cemetery. 3) Cuban soldiers push Fidel’s broken-down funeral vehicle — an Econ teacher’s dream-come-true for a metaphor HT.

Generation Hashtag

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#CorruptComey Saves #CrookedHillary’s Bacon Again

Here’s another instance where the FBI Director, James Comey’s, email cover-up prevented the cross-pollination of yet another Hillary Clinton scandal.  From Politico, “Obama DOJ drops charges against alleged provider of Libyan weapons“.

hillary_fbi_comey_insuranceThe Obama administration is moving to dismiss charges against an arms dealer it had accused of selling weapons that were destined for Libyan rebels.

Lawyers for the Justice Department on Monday filed a motion in federal court in Phoenix to drop the case against the arms dealer, an American named Marc Turi, whose lawyers also signed the motion.

The deal averts a trial that threatened to cast additional scrutiny on Hillary Clinton’s private emails as Secretary of State, and to expose reported Central Intelligence Agency attempts to arm rebels fighting Libyan leader Moammar Qadhafi.

#BasketcasesForTrump

#BasketcasesForTrump  —  If you’re one of Hillary’s so-called Basketcases or Deplorables, why don’t you just donate to Donald Trump.  Pissed off??  Write a check.  The link goes to Mr. Trumps Official Website.

#Whiner – No Parking for Snowflakes Here

Throughout the halls and “Safe-Spaces” of the University of Missouri, the horrified cries ring out, “Oh God!! Where’s his safety line??  He hasn’t got a Helmet on his braincase! Does that old beater even have an emergency brake?  There’s no warning signs at all!!  How will he know what to do??”

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Hillary Hasn’t Done Anything BAA-AAAAD!

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