Donald and Kim – ‘Nukes of Hazard’

Norks – Kim Gets a New Look

Meet the ‘Dear Leaders’ new persona – Kim Jong-Kar.  After his big reveal, Kim was heard asking some of his staff, “You don’t think my boobs and butt are too big do you?  And do be careful how you answer, boys.”  Crickets….

Kim Jong-Kardashian

 

Trump Out Kongs Kim

The Wall Street Journal reports North Korea’s Kim Jong-un has “Backed[s] Off Guam Missile-Attack Threat“.  Perhaps, it was Donald Trump’s channeling of “Dr. Strangelove’s” Major T. J. “King” Kong that persuaded him.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has decided not to launch a threatened missile attack on Guam, Pyongyang’s state media reported on Tuesday, but warned that he could change his mind “if the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions.”

Major T. J. “King” Kong’s Ride – “Dr. Strangelove”

 

Norks – Deep Kimchi For Fat Little Kim

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Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong-un Reach Agreement

Both Kim and Trump have reached agreement that territorial integrity of each of their most personal hairstyle assets shall not be encroached upon or expropriated by either party in any way. Any perceived incidence of such misappropriation will immediately be taken to the full UN Security Council for adjudication.

Norks – Susan Rice Says, “Keep Your Nukes, Kim”

So how did Kim Jong-un all of a sudden get miniaturized nukes and the ICBM missiles capable of carrying them anywhere in the Continental U.S.?  Could it be because that was exactly what the Foreign Policy of Barack Obama and Susan Rice made inevitable?  The Conservative Daily News reports, “Rice tells Americans: Live with nuclear North Korea“.

Echoing Barack Obama‘s foreign policy on North Korea, former National Security Advisor Susan Rice told President Donald Trump to “tolerate” a nuclear North Korea.

“History shows that we can, if we must, tolerate nuclear weapons in North Korea — the same way we tolerated the far greater threat of thousands of Soviet nuclear weapons during the Cold War,” she wrote in a New York Times op-ed.