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Okie Earthquake Detection Kit

With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens.  You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office.  Some assembly will be required.

**FakeNewsYouCouldFallForBecauseOfYourPreconceivedElitistOpinionOfOklahomans

Give Hillary the “David Duke” Test

As reported by the Gateway Pundit, a ‘Yuuge’ Hillary supporter and Antifa Protester was arrested at UC Berkeley on a ‘Banned Weapons Charge’ during the far left Antifa riots protesting conservative Ben Shapiro’s speech Thursday night.

As evidenced by the photo, Hillary and the AntiFa protester, Sarah Roark, have more than a casual acquaintance.

As shown here, even Ms. Roark’s Facebook page was centered on Hillary Clinton.  Therefore, it would not be unreasonable to demand that Hillary condemn the actions and repudiate the support that Ms. Roark has given her.  That’s the ‘David Duke‘ test.

If Ms. Clinton fails to condemn her and fails to repudiate the support of anyone affiliated with the violent AntiFa movement, then Ms. Clinton is no better than an AntiFa herself. That’s Liberal Logic 101, is it not?

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Lyin’ Brian Williams Tells Viewers “Be Like Me”

Lyin’ Brian Williams suggested to his Hurricane Irma audience, “You don’t need to take no stinkin’ pictures, just steal somebody else’s and post it. We’ve got your back. Yeah, Mr. Lyin’ Brian, FakeNews Specialist, Williams–tell us again how you did it.

The in studio MSNBC crew marvelled at the photos showing the storm’s winds had made the water recede:

PERRY: And one of the things we do want to mention because people have power are probably seeing this, don’t go look. Let us show you this. Don’t go down there.

METEOROLOGIST BILL KARINS: Tampa, you have six, seven, eight hours until they have to get to their safe rooms, but you know, you don’t want to be driving around.

That’s when Williams interjected to instruct viewers to “pretend” they had did something they hadn’t actually done:

“Forward this picture on Instagram, pretend you shot it, and pretend it’s yours, and we’ll look the other way,” Williams stated.

Let’s take a walk down ‘Memory Lane’ with Lyin’ Brian…

H/T NewsBusters