The ‘New’ Four Tops

The Four Tops – “I Can’t Help Myself (sugar pie, honey bunch)”

Al Sharpton – ‘I Wish Cotton Was an Aspirin’

The Little Rascals – “A lad an a Lamp – I wish Cotton was a monkey“.

 

Can This Be Racist?

racist – Urban Dictionary Top Definition

If you’re a white man, this is what you are. It doesn’t even matter if your wife is black and you have an adopted child from India, or how many black friends you have, somehow you’re going to end up being a racist according to how the media portrays the white man as “racist whities”.

All of this is funny because the white man is the one that is stereotyped as being racist, which is hypocrisy at its best. It’s racist to assume that white men are racists.

If you don’t get offended by racial insults, then you’re apparently racist too, but an actual racist would get offended by it. When you hear a certain word too much (I’m sure we’ve all heard “cracka” hundreds of times thanks to standup comedy) then you become desensitized to it.

Well, that and the words white people get called sound stupid or non-offending. “cracker” came from cracking whips. Indiana Jones cracked whips too, and he was a badass. “honkey” sounds like some kind of gigantic sandwich, and “white boy” makes you seem like the lone white kid in breakdance movies that stands out amongst the other races and white kids. Most people only really think of rednecks when they think of “white trash” so they don’t get offended by it if they’re not rednecks.

Statistics guy: It was found out that the majority of blacks in America listen to hip hop—
Overzealous guy: WTF YOU RACIST I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND THAT DOESN’T LISTEN TO HIP HOP
Statistics guy: But I said the majority, meaning not all of th—
Overzealous guy: YEAH WHATEVER HITLER

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BootyO’s – ‘The Breakfast of Hoodlums’

Or ‘The Breakfast of Gangstas’, if you prefer.

WTF Were You Thinking With That Clothing Choice?

Eye Bleach Alert.  Eye Bleach Alert!  ‘Click the Pic’ or ‘Read More’ if you dare.  But remember.  Once seen, it cannot be unseen.

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Got Hate? Got Unpaid Taxes?

Al Sharpton’s got it all going on.  About those taxes, Al….  Maybe you can rent that upper lip out for advertising and raise some ‘Benjamins‘ to pay the man.

His Name is Avis

And Avis tries harder, because he’s number 2.

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