FakeNews CNN Discovers New Racist Triggering Product

This is just one more example of “white privilege’ in action. Here’s proof that white people will exploite an entire race of people just so their lily-white cracker heads don’t have to be subjugated to the sound of their headache remedy rattling around in a bottle.  Thanks CNN for this Breaking FakeNews.

These Liberals suck the life out of life…

FakeNews CNN Reports “Four Types of Stocks”

FakeNews NYTimes – ‘All The News Fit To Wear’

FakeNews NYTimes – News Not Fit To Dump On

Maxine Waters Face-prints Sheets

The New York Times reports, “Maxine Waters’ Image Found On ‘Shroud’ at Motel 6.”  Or maybe, not so much.  It was actually sheets that the image was found on, and, upon further inspection, it appears that Ms. Waters’ excessive makeup simply ‘silk-screened’ itself onto the sheet after an overnight of face sleeping.  Experts say that proper personal hygiene could help prevent such transfers in the future.

**FakeNewsAlert**

h/t-Diogenes’ Middle Finger

Okie Earthquake Detection Kit

With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens.  You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office.  Some assembly will be required.

**FakeNewsYouCouldFallForBecauseOfYourPreconceivedElitistOpinionOfOklahomans

Lyin’ Brian Williams Tells Viewers “Be Like Me”

Lyin’ Brian Williams suggested to his Hurricane Irma audience, “You don’t need to take no stinkin’ pictures, just steal somebody else’s and post it. We’ve got your back. Yeah, Mr. Lyin’ Brian, FakeNews Specialist, Williams–tell us again how you did it.

The in studio MSNBC crew marvelled at the photos showing the storm’s winds had made the water recede:

PERRY: And one of the things we do want to mention because people have power are probably seeing this, don’t go look. Let us show you this. Don’t go down there.

METEOROLOGIST BILL KARINS: Tampa, you have six, seven, eight hours until they have to get to their safe rooms, but you know, you don’t want to be driving around.

That’s when Williams interjected to instruct viewers to “pretend” they had did something they hadn’t actually done:

“Forward this picture on Instagram, pretend you shot it, and pretend it’s yours, and we’ll look the other way,” Williams stated.

Let’s take a walk down ‘Memory Lane’ with Lyin’ Brian…

H/T NewsBusters

FakeNews CBS – Color Me Biased

From Peter Duke, we find how the FakeNews Media operate ‘in the shadows’ to manipulate opinion and push their liberal biases.  It’s a fair conclusion that CBS would have made Steve Bannons “head explode” to prove their point if they could have avoided splattering gore on Charley Rose.

60 Minutes & CBS want you to think Steve Bannon is a red eyed monster.  It seems like 60 minutes would like you to listen less and look more at Steve Bannon. By subtly tweaking the color of the video, they make him look like a bleary-eyed drunk

H/T The Gateway Pundit