FakeNews CNN’s Brian ‘Tater’ Stelter reports “Surfers on edge after 40 go missing…”
‘Tater’ is sure to “Get Peeled” for trying to resurrect his failing show with this cheesy (and we’re pretty sure it’s a FakeNews)story. Since Former President Donald Trump left the White House, CNN has lost almost 70% of its viewers.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Babylon Bee–“What are you talking about? This is how I’ve always looked!” said DeSantis to questioning reporters. “And I don’t appreciate it, OK? You are fake news. And frankly, it’s disgraceful. Some people might even say you’re losers, too. Many people are saying that, anyway. Enemies of the people. Sad.”
Read Jim Acosta’s Self-Absorbed T-Shirt As He Gets Vaccinated
Conservative Brief–CNN’s Jim Acosta is still clearly suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. And he’s also still in love with himself.
Acosta shared an image on social media of himself getting the vaccine and his shirt has gained a lot of attention.
Acosta’s t-shirt pays homage to his own greatness. Then, he wore it to make a theatrical display of getting a vaccine shot and asked someone to take a photo of him wearing it.
**News Squirrels–Shiny Morsels Of FakeNews Thrown Out Like ‘Chaff and Flare‘ Aircraft Defense Countermeasures Designed Confuse Any Effort To Pursue RealNews Stories.
TheMentalRecession–Because we had White House wranglers and staffers telling us to sit down because the president was about to walk in. He didn’t take questions, as we all know. And it’s worth noting. He has been in this period of dealing with losing to Joe Biden for the last three weeks now. Still has not taken any questions from reporters. So it is hard to put the cereal back in the box after you have gone cuckoo for cocoa puffs, and I think that is the situation over here. Just the strangest, just the weirdest thing I have ever seen in the White House briefing room.”
Fakenewser Jim Acosta Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs
Your ‘Support Group’ is growing and growing… Just keep saying, ‘No.”
