Rule Z – TEOTWAWKI Decorating Tips

**TEOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It

Hey! Where are the zombies? Oh, here there are and there’s a bunch of ’em.

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – Dawn of the Zombie Garden Gnomes

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – High Tech Takes the Low Road

After the Norks or Iran (or both in a combined attack) launch their nukes on a low specifically targeted orbit, the lights go out on the 21st Century. As Newt Gingrich says, “The North Korean EMP threat” would be the “gift package” that could cause World War Z, the Zombie Apocalypse.  Perhaps I took a little liberty with that last, so here’s Newt’s actual quotes.

On Tuesday, Pyongyang completed its ninth ballistic missile test this year. The North Korean state run media said its maniacal leader, Kim Jong-un, threatened to send a bigger “gift package” to the United States.

The lights are already out in North Korea

As I testified at the Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources earlier this month, the North Koreans have another offensive option, which they may already be able to execute and would be devastating to the United States – a weaponized electromagnetic pulse.

An electromagnetic pulse, or EMP, occurs when a relatively small but carefully designed nuclear warhead is detonated in the atmosphere. The explosion causes what can best be described as a massive power surge, which can damage or disable electrical devices for hundreds of miles on the ground below. As I told the Senate Committee, such an attack would be catastrophic to the United States because we are an electricity-dependent nation and our grid is ill-prepared to handle it.

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – Are They Zombie Wannabes?

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Zombie Robot Wind Chimes?

Interesting facts about wind chimes.

Where robot bones come from.

How robot bones are gathered.

Rule Z – Zombie Bikers

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Rule Z – What’s On The Menu?

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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“Obombie” – Obama Zombie Coin

Before we get to our featured selection, the “Obombie“, a review of some of our previous Zombie Coins might be fun.

Now for our Halloween pièce de résistance,  the “Obombie Coin.

The Meltdown of the Obamapocalypse is already happening before our eyes zombie_coin_obombie_zombie_coinand we can place the blame squarely on the Obombies. Obombies lumber mindlessly along just like zombies, deriving their sole satisfaction from their leader’s every utterance. Even outright lies such as “If you like it, you can keep it,” have no effect on them. They roam the landobama_obombie_certificate_of_authenticity anyway, consuming lies and wreaking havoc. They are abominations – call them the ObamaNation – and they must be stopped.