Rachael Maddow’s Trump Tax Scoop

Rachael Maddow’s “scoop” proved that Donald Trump paid enough taxes to keep Rosie O’Donnell from starving.  And believe me, that took a ‘bigly’ amount of taxes (more than $38,000,000) to do.

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Author of ‘Golden Showers’ Dossier Found?

Could we have found the author of the infamous Trump ‘Golden Showers’ Dossier along with his two talented assistants?

Chiraq – New Year’s Cemetary Field Trips

That Graceland Cemetery and Arboretum Tour last week was exciting.  The folks at HeyJackass.com recommend it as your final stop in absorbing Chicago culture.

Free, self-guided theme tours through Graceland Cemetery can focus on Chicago’s great architects and their influence, the city’s turbulent history, its powerful and inventive citizens, or the Cemetery’s natural beauty. A road map is available at the Graceland office, near the historic entrance.

2016 Chiraq Murder Statistics from HeyJackass.com.

 

Brian ‘Milli Vanilli’ Williams

Milli Vanilli  “became one of the most popular pop acts in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Their success quickly turned to infamy when Morvan, Pilatus and their agent Sergio Vendero confessed that Morvan and Pilatus did not actually sing any of the vocals heard on the record.”

So, kiddies, you see why Brian has his new middle name. And here’s a few more wonderful examples of FakeNews brought to you by your favs, Brian and Hillary.

Daily Darwin – Keeping Your Head

Darwin gives this explicit advice, “Sometimes to keep your genomes, you have to keep your head”. How sage, Mr. Darwin.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Geezers For Trump

Who’s got the pot? And the Metamucil? What do you mean, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want?”

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We’re here for the Trump Revolution.

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