How’s That New iPhone Facelock Working Out For You?

Not so well, I suspect, Mr. Early Adopter….

Tinfoil Hat House

The truth is out there…

“The X-Files Intro” –

 

Apple Announces iPhone X Accessories

Not only will your iPhone X turn your face into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.

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Tasked With Turning Hurricane Irma Out To Sea

The Trump Administration and the State of Florida are leaving no stone unturned in their quest to minimize the damage from Hurricane Irma.

Future Weather Control Shaman Intent on Turning Irma to Sea

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Perpetual Motion Breakthrough – Redneck Gyroscopic BBQ Machine

You never see the “man behind the curtain”.

 

Previous failed attempts to find the key to creating a “perpetual motion” machine.

Hurricane ‘Irma’ Advice For Floridians

From the Miami Herald, “Irma becomes strongest Atlantic hurricane outside Gulf and Caribbean ever recorded“.

Irma spun into a monster storm Tuesday morning with sustained winds topping 180 mph, becoming the strongest Atlantic hurricane ever recorded outside the Gulf of Mexico and Caribbean, National Hurricane Center forecasters said in their 11 a.m. advisory.

Do to the bigly strength of the winds, the Weather Service offers this additional warning.

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