AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)
Bernie Parties With The Polar Bears… Nice Gloves, Bernie
All Night Long…
You forgot to bring party snacks, didn’t you Bernie? You forgot the ‘First Rule‘* of the Polar Bear Party Club. Nice gloves, though.
Lionel Richie – All Night Long (All Night)
*The First Rule of Polar Bear Party Club. You either bring the snacks, or you are the snack. You’re not back in the USSR, boy.
**Thanks Anon in MT
No Hansel, Just a Greta Fairytale
What if… Greta Thunberg woke up to a fossil-free world?
Climate Depot–One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks.
“What’s this?” she asked.“Pulverized willow bark,” replied her fairy godmother.
“What happened to the carpet?” she asked.
“The carpet was nylon, which is made from butadiene and hydrogen cyanide, both made from petroleum,”
came the response.
Greta smiled, acknowledging that adjustments are necessary to save the planet, and moved to the sink to brush her teeth where instead of a toothbrush, she found a willow, mangled on one end to expose wood fibre bristles.
“Your old toothbrush?” noted her godmother, “Also nylon.”
“Where’s the water?” asked Greta.
“Down the road in the canal,” replied her godmother, ‘Just make sure you avoid water with cholera in it”
Climate Change Alarm Call Box
Hello Operator! I’d like to reports an AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) Emergency.
Scientists Confirm ‘Climate Change’ Is Man-made
According to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), AGW-Climate Change can be halted in it’s tracks simply by removing matches from Liberal’s hands.
**Found here.
