Stormy Daniels’ Big Trump News – “He Made Me Watch Shark Week”

The morning after the ‘big’ 60 Minutes Stormy Daniels interview, the Washington Post is keeping ‘Democracy Alive‘ by opening Al Capone’s Vault, err…. Stormy Daniels’ Vault and dishing this sordid story, “Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and Shark Week: ‘He made me sit and watch’.” Oh, THE HORROR!

Stormy Daniels says that when she knocked on Donald Trump’s private bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel in July 2007, the adult film actress found the “Celebrity Apprentice” figure already engaged. Too busy to talk business, or jump into what Daniels would later describe as extramarital sex. Everything had to wait.

Trump was glued — like millions of others across the globe in more than 70 countries — to the television.

“I remember arriving, and he was watching ‘Shark Week,’” Daniels told Anderson Cooper in Sunday’s must-see “60 Minutes” interview. “He made me sit and watch an entire documentary about shark attacks.”

NBC’s Lester Holt – North Korean Tool

Lester was so busy ‘reporting’ on how good the Norks have it now (see the happy skiers, everyone), that no one on that crack NBC staff noticed that virtually everyone was wearing one of a half dozen identical styles.  Just look behind Lester…. You’ve got your Orange Pair, Your Aqua Pair, Your Minty Green Pair and Your Blue Pair. Heh.  It’s “ParkaGate”.  Read a little further, and we’ll show you what Lester has in common with ‘Hanoi Jane’ Fonda.

NBC News – “There’s Russians Behind Every Meme”

NBC Reporter, Ken Dilanian sees Russians behind every meme and hashtag.  Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!

 

#TDS – Trump Derangement Syndrome

#TDS-Trump Derangement Syndrome will soon be proudly included in the New Sixth Edition of the American Psychiatric Association’s standard reference, “The Diagnostical and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)”. Also included will be a new revised “Goldwater Rule” for remote diagnosis without examination.  It will no longer be a violation of ethics for psychiatrists to give a professional opinion about public figures they have not examined in person, and from whom they have not obtained consent to discuss their mental health in public statements as long as that person is named Donald J. Trump.

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Kate Steinle Murder Trial Juror Comments On Verdict

From CBS-SFBayArea, “Jury Finds Garcia Zarate Not Guilty In Steinle Murder Trial“.

Unnamed juror from the Kate Steinle Murder Trial is overheard saying, “Suck on that Donald ‘Effing Trump.”

Jurors Thursday afternoon acquitted the illegal immigrant accused of killing Kate Steinle as she walked with her father on a crowded San Francisco pier of all charges except for felony possession of a firearm.

A spokesperson for the Superior Court of California made the announcement that the jury had reached a verdict shortly after 3 p.m. Shortly after 4:30 p.m., the shocking verdict was announced that Jose Ines Garcia Zarate was found not guilty of all charges except for the gun possession charge.

Sources close to the jury claim that most of the jury deliberations focused on how best to send President Donald Trump a message about not messing around with ‘Sanctuary California’.

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