Barack H. Obama, channeling feminist icon, Lena Dunham, sent her this photo in the hopes of landing a role on “Girls”. As the soon to be ex-president was stuffing the photo into the envelope he was heard saying, “a girls gotta do what a girls gotta due to get by”.
Barack “Havana Bama” Obama
Obama Fiddles While Archduke Assasinated
Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing. And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov. Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.
Chia Prez – Out With the Old
How does that old ‘saw’ go? The chia is always greener on the other side of the aisle?
It’s Deja Poo All Over Again
Well, now you have the ‘real’ news. According to Townhall, President Obama blamed Fox News for the Democratic loss because “Fox News [was] in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country”. That’s a wrap folks. All you need to know is that it was somebody else’s fault. Not Obama’s. Case closed.
**Yogi Berra – “It’s deja vu all over again“