Barack H. Obama, channeling feminist icon, Lena Dunham, sent her this photo in the hopes of landing a role on “Girls”. As the soon to be ex-president was stuffing the photo into the envelope he was heard saying, “a girls gotta do what a girls gotta due to get by”.
Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing. And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov. Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.
I just got Barry and Mooch’s final White House ‘Holiday Greetings’ card. I always knew that they really cared. Now I know just exactly how much. I am so looking forward to Donald Trump’s #realChristmas Card next year.
Nope and Noper. Dope and Doper. Mutt and Jeff. Poop and Pooper. Dipp and Shitt. You figure out who’s who.
Still Uninstalling….
Rollback Obama ‘Accomplishments’? Yes/No/Fuck Yes
Thank you Mr. President. You help saved the GOP from themselves.
How does that old ‘saw’ go? The chia is always greener on the other side of the aisle?
Well, now you have the ‘real’ news. According to Townhall, President Obama blamed Fox News for the Democratic loss because “Fox News [was] in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country”. That’s a wrap folks. All you need to know is that it was somebody else’s fault. Not Obama’s. Case closed.
**Yogi Berra – “It’s deja vu all over again“
