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Havana Bam’s Progenitors
Meet Fidel and Che’s retarded son, Havana Bam. Oh, sorry. I meant Fi and Che’s “Differently Abled” son of another mother, Barack Hussein.
Yeah, this is Post Two of the “Meet Bagdad Bob’s retarded brother, Bam” Series. Stay Tuned.
Yep, They Hate Us
From Politico, “Europe’s Muslims hate the West”
The first reaction to the Brussels massacres among postmodern European intellectuals was predictable: What did we, Europeans, do to them, our Muslims? How could followers of a religion that is proudly called “the religion of peace” commit these kinds of atrocities?
Cigars and T-Shirts
Cigars, T-Shirts and Humiliations were the only Diplomatic Offerings the Obama’s brought back from Cuba. Is it just me or does Mooch wear a cigar better than Bam? Just sayin’.
Islamic Protester Dies From Inhaling Fiery Flag Fumes
President Obama, in another outreach to Muslims everywhere, reported famed flag maker, Betsy Ross, to the US Environmental Protection Agency for allegedly producing a defective product. The President said, “None of our Islamic brothers and sisters should ever have to perish from the scourge of fiery, flag fumes while engaging in their First Amendment rights no matter where in the world they might be.”
FBI To Interview Hillary
From MEDIAite, “AJAM’s David Shuster Exclusive: Hillary Clinton to be Interviewed by FBI Director Comey in Coming Days“.
The FBI, led by Director James Comey, has now finished examining Clinton’s private emails and home server. And the sources add that Comey’s FBI team has been joined by the Justice Department prosecutors. Together, they are now examining the evidence, analyzing relevant laws, and attempting to arrange interviews with key figures in the investigation.
Those interviews, according to attorneys, will include former State Department aides Philippe Reines, Former Clinton Chief of Staff Cheryl Mills, and Clinton herself.
Soon after those interviews — in the next few days and weeks — officials expect Director Comey to make his recommendation to Attorney General Loretta Lynch about potential criminal charges.