The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is…. Trump Update

Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.”  Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….

And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.

The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is….

Trump-Putin Meeting – The Jokes On Hillary

Anyone that can lip-read Russian knows that Vlad, “The Influencer”, Putin, just told President Donald Trump the punch line for his little joke on #CrookedHillary.

**FakeNewsAlert**

Jeff Sessions Testifies – Crickets, Starving Crickets

Who Wore It Better??

Hillary? Or Covfefe??

And Bill’s answer is…

Hillary Blames Macedonia For Election Loss

From TheDuran, “Hillary Clinton now blames “Macedonia” for election loss, in bizarre onstage interview“.

Earlier today Hillary Clinton offered up what some have described as one of the most delusional interviews of all time at Recode’s CodeCon conference, in which she blamed everything and everyone, including but certainly not limited to: FBI Director Comey, “1,000s of Russian agents”, right-wing media outlets, Russia, sexism, WikiLeaks, Russia, a funding deficit at the DNC, the Supreme Court’s decision in Citizens United, the New York Times (yes, the NYT) …oh, and Russia, for her 2016 election loss. And while she certainly “takes responsibility” for every decision she made, Hillary desperately wants you to understand that’s not why she lost…because, you know, Russia.