Daily Darwin – Parkour’ed Genomes

Darwin sagely points out that a handrail, a skateboard, and a lamppost do not mix well with one’s genomes.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Some People Just Piss Me Off!!

Daily Darwin – The Taser Genome

Darwin reports gleefully, that if you give a man a taser he’ll probably end up testing it on his ownliest genomes.  Watch carefully…

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – On Their Way to the Testicle Festival

Darwin hilariously reports that this tasty morsel (or genome) from 9News Colorado about a  “CO man accused of removing a transgender woman’s testicles” says it all.  As a matter of fact, Darwin thinks it might be way too much information.

Police say a man faces felony assault charges after he used an Army surgical kit to remove the testicles of a transgender woman.

Records say during that interview, Pennington told investigators he agreed to perform the medical procedure at the victim’s apartment in Denver.

Eeewww!!

Detectives say the surgical kit contained a scalpel, lidocaine, medical dressings, and other medical equipment.

Records state Pennington “used the scalpel and surgically disconnected and removed the victim’s 2 testicles and then sutured the opening back up.”  The victim’s wife was with her during what was described…as a 90-minute-long procedure.

Because “the testicles could not be re-attached due to time delay of a procedure to 911 call” we arrive at the second part of the story. The couple headed off to Montana’s Famous “Testicle Festival”.  Even though the Festival turned out not to be BYO testicles, there were still many festivities to enjoy.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – High Five Fail

Darwin notes, ironically, that a skateboarding ‘High Five Fail’ not only ruins one’s coffee delivery plans, but also subjects one’s genomes to a severe case of road rash.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Pogo Stick Genome Jam

Darwin finds it amusing that a useless pastime like Pogo Sticking can wreak such havoc on a pair of genomes.  Hence, he calls those wrecked family heirlooms, ‘genome jam’.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Subaru Food

So the car is really a KIA, but you get the point….