Curly Joe Explains Electricity

The likely organ donors, err… students?

Their hapless teacher, err…Curly Joe.

Class dismissed.

Bear Hugs

**Don’t try this at home. Professional driver on a closed course….

Daily Darwin – Genome Buster

Darwin points out that diving into six inches of water, genomes first, so to speak, tends to scramble ones intellectuals –  and other personal parts.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Belly Flop Fail

Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher.  Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Nostalgia – Free Range Dragster Kids

He is wearing a helmet, right?  And it sure looks like he’s having more fun with his home made dragster than 100 bubble-wrapped Snowflakes on plastic tricycles.

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Bear Spray Douche

Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to  relieve his jock itch.  Hmmm.  There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.

A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he Smokey_Bear_Naked_Fire_Dangerhad somehow managed to squirt some bear spray down his pants.

The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.

“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.