Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher. Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
He is wearing a helmet, right? And it sure looks like he’s having more fun with his home made dragster than 100 bubble-wrapped Snowflakes on plastic tricycles.
Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to relieve his jock itch. Hmmm. There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.
A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he
had somehow managed to squirt some bear spray down his pants.
The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.
“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.
It looks like a Kid Paradise to me.
Solar Polar Shift Doom. The Sun has “Rotated on It’s Axis”. Oh Noooo’s. What will we do? Wait!! There’s HOPE!! It was only the CAMERA!! Saved, we are. We can shout Doom another day.
Excuse me. That would be the former “Gun Free Zone” Spokesbird and it could prove to be a bit difficult keep the date.
This is the Mid-term Exam for the Common Core Course, “Bucket Filling 101”.
