If a Wall Is Good Enough For Taylor Swift, Then It’s Good Enough For America

This ironic, hypocritical howler comes from Vanity Fair, “Taylor Swift Is Building a Wall“.

Some walls are meant to keep people in. Some walls are meant to keep people out. Some walls can be broken down with solid therapy and two glasses of Cab Sauv. Taylor Swift, for her part, is building a wall around her Beverly Hills mansion. It’s hard to say what kind of wall this one will be yet, but the objective appears to be keeping paparazzi and other bogeymen out, according to TMZ, which has viewed the permit for the new build.

Who Truly Represents American Values? The Trumps? Or Barack Obama?

Here’s a lesson Barack Obama could learn from Donald and Melania Trump. It’s simple. If you want people to respect you, look them in the eyes as you give them a firm handshake. Bowing and shining your country’s adversary’s shoes with your eyes just doesn’t cut it.

Trump Derangement Syndrome – Ben and Jerry’s Style

So Donald Trump has an extra scoop of ice cream and liberal’s heads explode everywhere?  Imagine, then if you will, a world in which the President orders a “cherry on top” of his extra scoops?  Perhaps with extra whipped cream…?

The Runaways – “Cherry Bomb”

One couldn’t find a more appropriate group of libs than Mses. Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart and Floria Sigismondi to provided some ‘Trumped’ up outrage.

Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong-un Reach Agreement

Both Kim and Trump have reached agreement that territorial integrity of each of their most personal hairstyle assets shall not be encroached upon or expropriated by either party in any way. Any perceived incidence of such misappropriation will immediately be taken to the full UN Security Council for adjudication.