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Observations On Trump’s Electoral College Win

The Grumpy faces tell it all.  304 Electoral Votes for Donald Trump, the next President of the United States of America.

4 Grumpys of the Apocalypse – Cat, Bo, Walter, and Joe

And “Heeere’s Walter“!!

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Make my day, Little Mouse.

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Daily Darwin – Light My Fire

Darwin says that you just can’t make this crap up!  This is one thief that cooked his own goose, err, genome.

The FresnoBee reports, “Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire.”

A man who apparently got stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a Darwin_Santa_Oopsey_Daisybotched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.Lt. Brandon Pursell said deputies received a 911 call to the 16000 block of West Gale Avenue just before 3 p.m. After lighting a fire, the male homeowner heard screaming coming from somewhere inside the house. When the resident realized a person was in the chimney, he extinguished the fire.

Darwin also notes that this smoked dude’s balls and brain in all probability can’t be distinguished from your average chimps pieces and parts.

Deputies and firefighters had to smash the chimney to get the man out. He was

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Which hand has the intelligence?

pronounced dead at the scene. The Fresno County coroner will perform an autopsy to confirm a cause of death. The man’s identity is being withheld pending notification of his family.

Investigators believe he had attempted to break into the home sometime during the evening hours of Nov. 27. He had remained in the chimney all day.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Grumpy cat offers his observation, too.

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