Girls With Big ‘Effing Machine Guns

I love the smell of ‘gunpowder‘ perfume in the morning.  It’s my Pumpkin Spice Latte.”

Guns – Porcelainized Not Parkerized

Miss Manners says, “Watch your pinkie placement, kiddies.”

Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award – Updated

It was a “messy” crime scene…

Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award

CBS Pittsburg reports, “Police: Taco Bell Employees Fatally Shoot Armed Robber“.  Who says you “don’t bring a burrito to a gunfight?”

Police say three employees of a Cleveland Taco Bell opened fire on two armed robbers, killing one.

Police have said two masked robbers entered the restaurant early Wednesday and ordered three employees to lie on the floor. Police say three other employees pulled out handguns and opened fire, shooting one of the suspects six times. The other suspect ran off.

Investigators say ‘the armed robber’ Jackson was found with a loaded gun in his hand. He was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead.

***Hmmmm? Half of the Taco Bell crew was armed? Hmmmm? Just sayin’.

Saturday Morning Aromatherapy

Girls With Guns – Doesn’t Need a Fidget Spinner

High Caliber Fidget Spinner

Yoda does not tolerate those cheap knockoff fidget spinners.

Here’s a few ‘high caliber’ fidget spinners of which Yoda approves.

‘Crack Shot’ Redefined

I’m curious whether the rifleman was using ‘Ball‘ ammunition?