Hillary’s Bookshelf

Hillary – Almost the First

The painting, by Malika Favre, is called “The First.” This Washington Post’s report will bring a smile to your face:

It’s the “what if” cover — the image that the New Yorker planned to run if Hillary Clinton had won the 2016 election. … This week, the magazine decided to go public with the illustration….
The image, by French artist Malika Favre, is titled “The First,” and depicts a historic President Hillary Clinton gazing at the moonlight from the would-be viewpoint of the Oval Office. …

“That image brings everything back to me in a flash,” New Yorker art editor Françoise Mouly said. “The night of the election, I was at the office late, hard at work with final retouching on [Favre’s] image. I was focused on the technical details, getting the face just right, and on the layout.”

“I was trying not to tune in the results coming in. I had not prepared anything else,” continues Mouly, who launched a cartoon newspaper called Resist in response to President Donald Trump’s victory. “Eventually the sense of dread that crept among the few colleagues still in the office eventually overwhelmed me, and I left.”

Suck it up Buttercup. Here’s a few more Hillary “Firsts” for you to #Whine about.


Give Hillary the “David Duke” Test

As reported by the Gateway Pundit, a ‘Yuuge’ Hillary supporter and Antifa Protester was arrested at UC Berkeley on a ‘Banned Weapons Charge’ during the far left Antifa riots protesting conservative Ben Shapiro’s speech Thursday night.

As evidenced by the photo, Hillary and the AntiFa protester, Sarah Roark, have more than a casual acquaintance.

As shown here, even Ms. Roark’s Facebook page was centered on Hillary Clinton.  Therefore, it would not be unreasonable to demand that Hillary condemn the actions and repudiate the support that Ms. Roark has given her.  That’s the ‘David Duke‘ test.

If Ms. Clinton fails to condemn her and fails to repudiate the support of anyone affiliated with the violent AntiFa movement, then Ms. Clinton is no better than an AntiFa herself. That’s Liberal Logic 101, is it not?

Hillary’s Real Book

Hillary Copes – Alternate Nostril Breathing For Her Alternate Reality

This ‘howler‘ was reported in the Washington Examiner, “Hillary Clinton demonstrates ‘alternate nostril breathing’ during CNN interview“.

Failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton demonstrated on Wednesday one of the ways she dealt with her shocking loss to President Trump in the aftermath of the 2016 election while promoting her new campaign memoir.

“Seems like you’ve been doing a lot of yoga?” CNN’s Anderson Cooper asked during an interview organized as part of Clinton’s What Happened book tour.

“Yes, I have,” Clinton responded. “And alternate nostril breathing.”

Here are a few examples of why Hillary’s life now consists solely of making excuses and alternate nostril breathing. Look.

And if just the thought of Hillary’s ‘alternate nostril breathing’ wasn’t enough to gag you out, Anderson Cooper says, “Gee, Hillary! Can we see? Please? Can we…..?”

Cooper then asked Clinton to show him what the coping mechanism entailed.

“I would highly recommend it,” Clinton started. “You are supposed to shut your eyes — I don’t want to shut my eyes on national television — but you do hold [your nostril] and breathe through one, and you hold it and then you exhale to the other and you keep going.”

Hillary Clinton – Wait For The Movie

If you thought the book was ‘schlocky‘, just wait for the movie…