Why Don’t You Give Howard A ‘Shout’, Howard….

Howard Dean, the infamous ‘Screamer’, accuses Howard Schultz of talking “gibberish”.  Oh, what a short memory you have Mr. Dean.  I’d say you were ‘Mr. Gibberish’ incarnate.

2004: The Scream That Doomed Howard Dean

Starbucks Commandeers Seattle Domestic Water Supply

Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found.  Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”

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