The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is…. Trump Update

Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.”  Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….

And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.

Melissa McCarthy – “You’re Fired!!”

When Sean Spicer resigned this past week, Melissa McCarthy got her SNL pink slip too.  Her 15 minutes of fame lasted about 6 months, but who’s counting.  When you’re up, you’re up, Melissa.  Otherwise, good riddance, ‘nasty woman’.

The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is….

Scaramucci – The Arrival of a Meme

Anthony Scaramucci, nicknamed the Mooch, is an Italian-American entrepreneur, financier, political figure, and author. On July 21, 2017, President Donald Trump appointed him the White House Communications Director.

Will Anthony answer the question that everyone really wants to know – “Mooch, can you do the Fandango?”

Anthony Scaramucci and Freddy Mercury

Queen – “Bohemian Rhapsody”

#SCSA-Saturday Celebrity Sanctimony Award ~ Reebok

It was hard to wait until Saturday to unveil this worthy bit of liberal sanctimony, but here we are and here it is.  This should fall under the “pot calling the kettle black” theory of body-shaming.  Here’s Reebok criticizing President Trump.

Anecdotally, to prove my hypothesis that Reebok deserves this “it’s OK for us to shame your body until it meets our standards” award, by noting the first page of their sports bra catalogue.  I defy you to find one model not deserving of the comment “You’re is such good shape….beautiful.”  Or consider some of their spokesmodels….

Nope. No hypocrisy here, Reebok. None at all…

Daily Darwin – Playing Genome Fetch

Darwin in quick to point out that when one is training one’s dog to fetch balls, one should clearly distinguish the difference between genomes and balls, emphasizing that genomes are neither to be fetched or chewed upon.  “Goo boy, Nigel…”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors