New California Border Crossing Signs

Trump Draws – C.A.T. Spells Gone

MAGA – Magic Green Hat

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

Unabashedly pilfered from It Ain’t Holy Water

Today’s Bacon – Foolproof Refugee Application

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If Only Donald Trump Grew Peanuts

Not that we would want President Donald Trump to be anything like the president that peanut grower,  Jimmy Carter was, but President Trump sure could use the same level of support for his attempts to protect the United States from Radical Islamic Terrorism that President Jimmy got.

From Aljazeera (I know, but I don’t make the news), “this is not the first time that the US has banned immigrants from its shores. Over the past 200 years, successive American presidents have placed restrictions on the immigration of certain groups.”

Here are six occasions when laws have been passed to restrict some people from entering the country.

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Immigration Is Like A Jar of Gumballs

Simple, accurate and sad explanation of the realities of Immigration Policies.

**NumbersUSA-For Lower Immigration Levels