Daily Darwin – Genius Jousters

Darwin hilariously observes that the genomes of these genius jousters are most certainly larger than their inadequately sized brains.  Which, unfortunately for those self-same genomes, may no longer be true as it is a fact that one’s genomes never retain their original size after a confrontation with a high speed moving object.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Boy Scout ‘ReIdentification’ Merit Badge Guide

The ‘New’ Three Stooges

4H Club – Hypocrites Huma, Harvey, and Hillary

4H encourages you to participate in “Project Squeal” or “Pick-a-Pig” Club contests.

George Washington’s Gender Test

Perhaps, not test, exactly, but more of a ‘common core’ math example.  It’s “all about the Washingtons“.

Hillary Rejects Comparing Bill To Harvey Weinstein

FakeNews CNN Discovers New Racist Triggering Product

This is just one more example of “white privilege’ in action. Here’s proof that white people will exploite an entire race of people just so their lily-white cracker heads don’t have to be subjugated to the sound of their headache remedy rattling around in a bottle.  Thanks CNN for this Breaking FakeNews.

These Liberals suck the life out of life…

Scary Story Hour With Mooch and Barry

With a special appearance by Vlad “The Influencer” Putin, the scariest monster of all.