The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is…. Trump Update

Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.”  Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….

And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.

Melissa McCarthy – “You’re Fired!!”

When Sean Spicer resigned this past week, Melissa McCarthy got her SNL pink slip too.  Her 15 minutes of fame lasted about 6 months, but who’s counting.  When you’re up, you’re up, Melissa.  Otherwise, good riddance, ‘nasty woman’.

The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is….

Hawk’s Straight Outta Compton

Edward Scissorhand’s Cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool

Edward Scissorhands cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool

 

Edward Scissorhands – (Trailer 1990)

“In Space, No One Can Hear a Llama Scream”

Alien – “Official Theatrical Trailer”