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Gov. Newsom Says “Let The Pooping Begin Again In San Francisco.”

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San Francisco Cleaned Up For Xi Visit. Now, Things Are Back to Normal.

Even a caveman and the Babylon Bee knew it would be…

Red State–If there’s anything that indicates a politician or group of politicians isn’t taking something seriously, it’s when they apply a Band-Aid over a problem when it’s noticeable, and then let things go back to the way they were. That’s what happened in San Francisco when the city cleaned up their homeless encampments and open-air drug bazaars during the visit of the Chinese dictator Xi. Now, according to one San Francisco business owner, it’s once more business as usual in the city by the Bay.

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Meanwhile In Canada – Pissed Off Woman Flings Poop At Fast Food Staff

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Eewww!! Eh?  The Providence reports, “Woman detained after feces flinging incident at Langley Tim Hortons“.

A woman could be facing charges after an irate confrontation at a Langley Tim Hortons Monday ended in feces being thrown at staff.

On Wednesday, surveillance video showing Tim Hortons staff being harassed was posted on Liveleak and YouTube.

In the video, which has no sound, a woman can be seen screaming at staff before squatting on the floor and relieving herself. She then picks up the excrement and throws it at staff.

Women Poops In A Tim Horton’s and flings it at the staff.

Click on the Golden Turd to watch the disgusting incident on YouTube. Consider yourself warned.

Too Pooped For Hasbro

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OK. So I’m sitting in my cubicle at Hasbro reading my copy of my ‘Employee Performance Review’ where my boss has told me in no uncertain terms that I lack any semblance of Game Creativity or Motivation to Produce anything but a yawn, and… “that your time remaining at Hasbro has the shelf life of a fruit fly….”  And then I say “This is Bullshit–a real Poop Sandwich” and the light bulb goes off…. My job is saved and the World has a New Classic Game!!

So what would the rules look like? Heh.

And then you need a killer ad campaign for Saturday Morning TV. Instant Classic!

#SJW’s – Spoliating Scatological Statues

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First the SJW’s came for General Robert E. Lee and then just plain Robert Lee. Then they came for Christopher Columbus and George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.  Next they’ll be coming for the scatologically incorrect “Unknown Poop Boy” for somehow culturally appropriating ‘indigenous peoples’ methods of, how shall we politely say, doing what a bear does in the woods.

When will it ever end?