Getting Ready For AGW – Climate Change

Here’s one good tip about how to prepare for AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). Buy a snow shovel and keep your roof cleaned off.

Irony Alert – EV Car Charging Station

Electric Vehicle (EV) Manufacturers are taking a lead from the concept of the Naval Convoy System that the Allies developed in WWI to help defeat the German U-Boat threat. Starting with the 2018 Model Year, each EV sold will come with it’s own ‘Charging Station Tender’ that travels in convoy with the EV.  Now that’s ‘sustainability’ at it’s best.  Or maybe not so much….?

Starbucks Commandeers Seattle Domestic Water Supply

Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found.  Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”

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It’s Fish ‘Fryday’

Is it a ‘Ribeye’ or ‘Sockeye’ ? Or perhaps it’s a ‘Coho Strip’?

 

What is a ‘Flamboyance’ of Flamingos in the Men’s Room Called?

Hurricane Prep.

Your Uber Driver Is ‘Barking’ That Your Pickup Is Ready

Is that the new “headless” Uber ride?

AGW – Forecasting Scams On The Horizon

As surely as the sun comes up in the east, Hurricanes Harvey and Irma will bring out every AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) scam artist that can slither out from under a rock.  Right?  Al Gore?

Tasked With Turning Hurricane Irma Out To Sea

The Trump Administration and the State of Florida are leaving no stone unturned in their quest to minimize the damage from Hurricane Irma.

Future Weather Control Shaman Intent on Turning Irma to Sea

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