Al ‘Bombogenisis’ Gore

First there was the ‘Gore Effect‘, that curious phenomenon where any place Al Gore went to hold a conference on Global Warmining or there was to be some sort of scientific Arctic or Antarctic expedition proving the theory of Global Warming (AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)), it turned out to be ‘too cold’ or there was ‘too much ice’ and the event had to be cancelled.

Now there is Al’s Bombogenis which “Brought Whiteout Conditions From Virginia to New England, Record Coastal Flooding at Boston Harbor“.  Hmmm?  Wasn’t this supposed to be the year that Al Gore Predicted North Pole Would Be Completely Ice Free by Today?  Heh.

Fire At Hillary Clinton’s Chappaqua Home?

Fire breaks out on Hillary and Bill Clinton’s property in Chappaqua, N.Y.“, shouts the Washington Post!  A smoke and soot stained Hillary burdened with a cardboard box of something partially charred, was heard muttering, “you just can’t trust Bill to do anything….except ‘dick’ Bimbos.  Energizer Bunny, my smokey ass.”

A small fire broke out at Hillary and Bill Clinton’s property in New York and was quickly extinguished Wednesday afternoon, officials said.

The fire started around 2:40 p.m. in a building used by the Secret Service on the Clinton’s property, the Secret Service said in a statement. It was put out by about 3:15 p.m., according to the Associated Press. No one was injured in the blaze.

Waiting Out The ‘Weather Bomb Cyclone’

Holy Crap, Al Gore!  This Weather Bomb Cyclone sure is ‘inconvenient’ for your theory of AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather).  From the Washington Post, “‘Bomb cyclone’ blasting East Coast before polar vortex uncorks tremendous cold late this week“.

Weather ‘Bomb Cyclone’ Shelter

Unforgiving cold has punished the eastern United States for the past 10 days. But the most severe winter weather yet will assault the area Wednesday night into the weekend.

First, a monster ocean storm is taking shape, which pasted parts of Florida, Georgia and South Carolina with rare ice and snow early Wednesday. By Thursday, the exploding storm will, in many ways, resemble a winter hurricane, battering easternmost New England with potentially damaging winds in addition to blinding snow. Blizzard warnings have been issued for the Virginia Tidewater region up the coast to eastern Maine, including Ocean City, Atlantic City, eastern Long Island, Boston and Portland.

New Year’s Eve In The Polar Vortex Zone

Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers?  Not so well.  So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities.  After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?

 

 

FakeNews Canada – Climate Refugee, Santa Claus, Moving to South Pole

The Canadian Government should be ashamed of itself for trying to frighten all the little kiddies with the AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) FakeNews story that Santa has become a “Climate Refugee” and is moving to the South Pole.  Here’s the BIG LIE from The Government of Canada’s “Policy Horizons”.  The following pile of polar bear excrement, err…government sponsored misinformation demonstrates that nothing is out of bounds for a Liberal trying to argue an issue….

Santa is moving to the South Pole

What?

Thanks to rising global temperatures, rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole.

So What?

Santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals. This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.