“Snakes on a Plane”

CDC Discovers Snakes Can Contract COVID

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Especially Democratic ‘snakes’ running from their Constitutional duties…

FoxNews–Two more Texas Democrats have tested positive for coronavirus during their trip to Washington, D.C., just one day after three of their colleagues learned they had contracted the virus as well.

According to the Texas Tribune, the number of COVID-positive Texas state lawmakers in the nation’s capital is now five. The news comes on the same day that Vice President Kamala Harris dropped by Walter Reed Medical Center for a “routine” visit after meeting with the group of lawmakers just last week.

The group of Democrats fled the Lone Star State to deny Republicans in the state legislature a quorum, which refers to the minimum number of lawmakers needed to carry out legislative business.

Snakes On A Plane II – “One For The Zipper”

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There must be a remake for Samuel L. Jackson’s classic, “Snakes On A Plane” in the works.  It’s still too early to know whether Mr. Jackson will be involved, again reprising his role as FBI Agent, Nelville Flynn, but Bill and Hillary Clinton are said to have already biten on an offer for the lead roles.

Daily Darwin – Snakes and a Selfie

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Darwin chortles that being ‘Selfie Absorbed’ while charming snakes is the equivalent of baring ones genomes and asking Adam Vinatieri, the Colts outstanding field goal kicker, if he thinks he can get ’em through the uprights.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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