The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is…. Trump Update

Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.”  Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….

And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.

The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is….

Edward Scissorhand’s Cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool

Edward Scissorhands cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool

 

Edward Scissorhands – (Trailer 1990)

Hispanica – Low Rider Dance Contest

“Low Riders” – NBC Universal

No Helmet, A Bicycle, A Stick and No Notion of Newton’s First Law

No Helmet, A Bicycle, A Stick and No Notion of Newton’s First Law… What could go wrong??

Daily Darwin – Playing Genome Fetch

Darwin in quick to point out that when one is training one’s dog to fetch balls, one should clearly distinguish the difference between genomes and balls, emphasizing that genomes are neither to be fetched or chewed upon.  “Goo boy, Nigel…”

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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