“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Liberal Conversion Device
We’re not specifying what, exactly, to which Liberals are being converted. Guesses, anyone?
More Roo Roid Rage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6t0KC2Bf3w
Liberals Screwing Up a Wet Dream – Metaphorically Speaking
You cannot make this news up. Heh. From Townhall.com, “Ha: Fidel Castro’s Funeral Vehicle Broke Down Mid-Procession“.
An almost amusing sight at Fidel Castro’s funeral procession: the car carrying his remains reportedly broke down and had to be pushed by soldiers.
The vehicle was reportedly Russian-built.
Pictures of the scene quickly spread on Twitter, with people calling it a “fitting metaphor” for the Castro regime: 1) Look no further for Cuba metaphors – Fidel’s final journey ends with a breakdown 2) How fitting: The jeep carrying Fidel Castro’s ashes broke down and soldiers had to push it the rest of the way to the cemetery. 3) Cuban soldiers push Fidel’s broken-down funeral vehicle — an Econ teacher’s dream-come-true for a metaphor HT.
Rosie O’Donnell – Revlon’s Newest Brand Ambassador
Just kidding. She’s actually auditioning for the Lipsticks ‘R Us Holiday spokesmodel position. Halle and Elle watch your backs.
Roo Roid Rage
Say that one fast three times.
Daily Darwin – This Picnic Attracts More Than Flies
Darwin curiously inquired about today’s picnic fare – were flambéed or toasted genomes included on the menu?
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Squashed Like a Bug
Darwin notes that the truck driver here violated the First Rule of Trucking, namely “squash the ‘effing deer”. Or put another way, trying to dodge a obstacle in a ‘big rig’ never works out well for someone’s genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors