With a special appearance by Vlad “The Influencer” Putin, the scariest monster of all.
While President Donald Trump has been taking incoming on all fronts, Vlad Putin took some vacation days in Siberia to give his tiger, Scaramucci, a work out and to get another manly, bare chested photo.
During the bare chested photo-shoot, Vlad shared some anecdotes with reporters about how he decided to change his tiger’s name from plain vanilla Boris to Scaramucci. He said that after the FSB delivered him the transcript and audio from Anthony Scaramucci’s infamous rant, he knew that the guy was a ‘real’ tiger. So he changed Boris’ name immediately. After all, as President of Russia, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.
“Besides,” he added, “I’m sure that with a little more work I can train Scaramucci to do the Fandango. And wait until I bring that show to the next G-20 Summit.”
Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.” Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….
And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.
The Daily Caller reports that “Someone Sent Rachel Maddow Fake NSA Documents Alleging Trump-Russia Collusion.”
Maddow explained that MSNBC staff interns had attempted to contact a Mr. V. Lenin and Mr. J. Stalin, both purportedly important Russian Officials shown here posing with President Donald J. Trump. It’s possible these were the very Russian Officials who ‘allegedly’ (the lawyers made us say that, but you all know the real truth) colluded with Trump during the 2016 Election cycle. The Trump White House refused to answer any inquiries regarding this proof of potential collusion.
MSNBC host Rachel Maddow gave a “heads up” to other news organizations on Thursday after she was sent what she believes are faked National Security Agency documents alleging collusion between a member of the Trump campaign and Russian government.
“Somebody, for some reason, appears to be shopping a fairly convincing fake NSA document that purports to directly implicate somebody from the Trump campaign in working with the Russians in their attack in the election,” Maddow said in a lengthy segment on her show.
So Trump is pulling out of the Paris (AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) Climate Agreement? I can’t wait for the Liberals of whatever persuasion and the Democrats to blame Vladimir Putin for Trump’s decision to withdraw. Do you think this Russkie Spring weather might be a motivating factor for Vlad “The Influencer” to get a little ‘warming’ going on?