Garden Gnomes – Hollywood Horror Edition

The little landscape grouping is sure to impress your neighbors and your Homeowner’s Association.

A Dog Named ‘Galoshes’

Daily Darwin – The House That Darwin Built

Darwin reports that any fool with the cajones to make it to the third floor and back to ground zero, err…the ground floor successfully, will be awarded the ‘Golden Nuggets Award’ to memorialize their genomes as the most fortunate on the planet.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Murica – Mazda Maserati Makeover

Daily Darwin – Guide to Manly Fuse Replacement

Darwin always sniffs the air for the aroma of fried genomes when he sees a hapless handyman go for a ‘redneck engineered’ fuse replacement.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Apple Announces iPhone X Accessories

Not only will your iPhone X turn your faceĀ into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.

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