One “Prancer” Short of a Sleigh Ride

The Sun reports on Santa’s Reindeer.

The reindeer which pull Santa’s sleigh are thought to have come from a poem by Clement C. Moore, “A Visit From St Nicholas”.

Alas, poor Prancer. I knew ye well.

It is more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas”, and includes reference to eight named reindeer.

Originally, the verse which includes the names has them down as: “Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!

“On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Dunder and Blixem!”

But now-a-days Dunder and Blixem are often referred to Donner and Blitzen.

Although Rudolf is the most famous of the reindeer, he is not one of the core eight first mentioned.

Only The Dogs In This Family Aren’t TransGender

What does it say about the state of this family when the only rational members are thought to be the dogs? reports, “Entire Family Turns Transgender”.  Oh, my!!

An entire family – man, woman, son and daughter – in Arizona is transgender.

The father identifies as a woman. His  fiancée, the mother-to-be, identifies as a man. The son considers himself a girl and, of course, the daughter thinks she’s actually a boy. An entire transgender family, all under one roof.

KJZZ did not report the gender status of the couple’s two dogs.

Joey Buttarooco Named As Latest Celebrity Groper

That’s probably not the “Long Island Lolita” pictured with old Gropin’ Joey.

Joey Buttarooco, Celebrity Groper, Photographed in the act.

**Kangaroos are often colloquially referred to as “roos”. Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers, jacks, or old men; females are does, flyers, or jills, and the young ones are joeys. The collective noun for kangaroos is a mob, troop, or court.

At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings

“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today.  As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey.  Eh?

Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, mingles with the Gay Pride ding-a-lingles.