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Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff’s Custom ImpeachMobile

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In Order To Navigate From Conspiracy Theory To Conspiracy Theory In His Quest To Impeach Donald “Fo Di Fi” Trump, Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff Requisitioned A Custom ImpeachMobile From The Deep State Motor Pool.

Unfortunately, the design tends to keep crazy inside and appears to be impermeable to common sense and good judgement from the out.

Miss Piggy Gets #Roasted

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When asked whether she preferred a ‘Dry Rub’ or something ‘Juicier’, Miss Piggy said, “Just suprise me.”

“Women are like bacon, they smell good, they probably taste good and they will kill you slowly.” Miss Piggy