Grumpy Cat To Expose Hillary Clinton

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!! Hold the presses!!!

Grumpy Cat, the grouchy-faced furball that launched a thousand memes, is dead.

“Grumpy Cat, arguably the internet’s most popular cat and one of its first viral memes, has died aged 7.”

The furry sensation’s family announced her death on Twitter on Friday.

Some internet Clinton Conspiracy Theorists are pointing out that the average lifespan of a kitty is twice what Grumpy’s was. Shades of Vince Foster and Seth Rich.