Grumpy Cat To Expose Hillary Clinton

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!! Hold the presses!!!

Grumpy Cat, the grouchy-faced furball that launched a thousand memes, is dead.

“Grumpy Cat, arguably the internet’s most popular cat and one of its first viral memes, has died aged 7.”

The furry sensation’s family announced her death on Twitter on Friday.

Some internet Clinton Conspiracy Theorists are pointing out that the average lifespan of a kitty is twice what Grumpy’s was. Shades of Vince Foster and Seth Rich.

‘Shit Weasel’ Abilio James Acosta Misquotes Trump Again

President Donald Trump had a press conference today introducing his new proposed fix for some of the country’s Immigration problems. FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta attended. Oh what a perfect opportunity for Lyin’ Abilio James Acosta to spread some excrement about what the President said. Why? Because a shit weasel’s gotta a do what a shit weasel’s gotta do.

White House Tech Bias and Censorship Reporting Tool

The FakeNews Washington Post calls it Trump’s war on Tech, “White House escalates war against Facebook, Google and Twitter with a campaign asking users to share stories of censorship,” but admits Trump’s efforts,

Click here to report Tech Censorship or bias

….which the White House said on Twitter was directed at users “no matter your views,” seeks to collect names, contact information and other details from Americans. The survey asks whether they have encountered problems on Facebook, Instagram, Google-owned YouTube, Twitter or other social media sites — companies the president frequently takes aim at for alleged political censorship.

The survey claims that “too many Americans have seen their accounts suspended, banned, or fraudulently reported for unclear ‘violations’ of user policies.”

What the FakeNews Washington Post should really be reporting on is Big Tech’s war on the First Amendment and the privacy rights of the American public.

You can click here to access the White House Censorship Reporting Tool.