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Happy Belated Valentine’s Birthday, Abe
Abraham Lincoln is one President that will never go out of style.
New Canadian ‘Mandarin’ Orange Labeling Requirements
Way to go Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Will “Manhole” covers be next on your list of PC changes? I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go out of my way not to step on a “Peoplehole Cover”, you know what I mean? Will The Mannheim Steamroller have to change their name to “Peopleheim Steamroller” in order to perform in Canada? Will there be no more “Manufacturing” in Canada, just Peoplefacturing? And what will happen to your “Manicures”? 
Mannheim Steamroller – “Deck the Halls”
Fat Tuesday – Democrat Style
It’s Fat Tuesday in New Orleans. Here’s a few of the celebrants.
Fat Tuesday Parade
Obama’s “What? Me Worry” Presidential Portrait
Alfred E. Neuman says that we have really sunk to picking low hanging fruit in coming up with these Obama Presidential Portrait shticks. But just wait until we start on Michelle….
And you know where Alfred E. Newman can be found, there’s a pretty good chance that Homer Simpson is close at hand.
Obama’s “Choom Boy” Presidential Portrait
Ah, for the days of our misspent youth…
Procter & Gamble’s New Line of “Tide Snacks”
Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions.
**FakeNewsAlert**
As Seen On TV – The “Taco Cleanse” System
Or if you want to save a couple of bucks, you can make your own Taco or Burrito Cleanse. Just leave your favorite flavor of taco or burrito on your car’s dashboard (or under the seat) for a couple of days, then enjoy. You will be cleansed.
