Here’s Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein doing what they do best.
“Top Gun” – Opening Scene
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Al Gore Used Global Warming To Hide My Stuff
Where’s my stuff, Al? I can’t find it for all the AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going on.
Lindsay Graham’s No Friend of Mine, But, Really, Chelsea??
No class, low class Chelsea Handler strikes another ‘blow’ for Social Justice. One tweet and she pee’s on the last 20 years of advancements made by the gay community. No Class, Low class and Nasty. Typical Hollywood liberal. Open wide, Chelsea, and tell us what you think.
Holy, fuck fuck. I just the video of trumps bipartisan “meeting” yesterday. Hey, @LindseyGrahamSC what kind of dick sucking video do they have on you for you 2 be acting like this? Wouldn’t coming out be more honorable?
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 11, 2018
Speaking of No Class, Low Class and Nasty, here’s Chelsea taking her “Golden Shower” for the cause of Liberal enlightenment.
Grandpa Just Made It Back From the Halloween Party
And Gramps is looking a bit rough, don’t you think?
Trump Channels Mattis
Here’s a few more delightful Mattisisms.
“I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word.”
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.”
“No war is over until the enemy says it’s over. We may think it over, we may declare it over, but in fact, the enemy gets a vote.”
“There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed. It’s really great.”
“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.”
“Demonstrate to the world there is ‘No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy’ than a U.S. Marine.”
Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis
Daily Darwin – The “On the Scene, On the Story” Genome
Darwin is ever amazed by the audacious risk of genomes that some live “On the Scene” reporters will go to in order to get “the Story”. Here’s one Darwin Award candidate practicing his ‘bus brush-back’ skills. Close call, eh? Just wait until he graduates to the ‘human lightning chaser’ reporting category–and actually catches some lightnings.
Kitty Would Love You For Some Bacon
But only until the bacon’s gone, then Kitty goes back to trying to figure out how to murder you.
#TDS – Trump Derangement Syndrome
#TDS-Trump Derangement Syndrome will soon be proudly included in the New Sixth Edition of the American Psychiatric Association’s standard reference, “The Diagnostical and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)”. Also included will be a new revised “Goldwater Rule” for remote diagnosis without examination. It will no longer be a violation of ethics for psychiatrists to give a professional opinion about public figures they have not examined in person, and from whom they have not obtained consent to discuss their mental health in public statements as long as that person is named Donald J. Trump.
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