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DumpNFL – Will They Make The Leap On Sunday?

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Leaping by kneeling?  That sort of makes sense.  But whatever. You still don’t need to watch the Sunday Games.  Eat some more turkey.  Finish getting you Christmas decorations up.  Play some cards or a board game with your kids.  Just Do It.  Actually don’t do it, the watching football part, that is.

Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons

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Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.

**FakeNews Alert