Hasta La Vista, Baby – updated

And don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Mr. John Effing Boehner.  Mr. Former Speaker of the House.

The NY Times reports, “John Boehner, House Speaker, Will Resign From Congress.”

Boehner_Spinless_LoserSpeaker John A. Boehner, an Ohio barkeeper’s son who rode a conservative wave to one of the highest positions in government, said Friday he would relinquish his gavel and resign from Congress, undone by the very Republicans who swept him into power.

No, Arnold. That doesn’t mean we want you to run for Congress.


Coptimus Prime

This story from KENS5 San Antonio just makes you want to go out and give those New Braunfels cops a big hug and a really wet sloppy kiss.  “Coptimus Prime!” HaHaHa!!!

NEW BRAUNFELS, Texas — The newest addition to the New Braunfels Police Department is a 2007 Chevy Corvette z06, and it usually costs about $80,000.

It may look and sound like a regular Corvette. However, when you take a closer look, its bumper tells the real story.

“We basically busted up a large methamphetamine trafficking ring. This particular Corvette was determined by the court to be purchased using drug money,” New Braunfels Police Department communications coordinator David Ferguson said.

It’s now in the hands of NBPD, but this beauty won’t be pulling you over.

“Our department is always looking for ways to interact with our community in a positive way. We decided to make it a community outreach tool,” said Ferguson.

“It’s kind of like a driving billboard for drug dealers and criminals saying ‘Hey look, crime doesn’t pay,'” said Ferguson.

The muscle car draws crowds wherever it goes.

“I think it’s awesome,” Casey Keneese said.

“It’s the best company car I’ve ever seen in my life,” said Shelly Phillips.

The Corvette even has a name.

“Coptimus Prime” will be deputed Friday at the Comal County Fair and parade.

You and Your Shadow

Embrace your germs.  Because if what The Mirror reports is true, you’re surrounded by bugs, and they know where you’ve been.

‘Germ clouds’ containing millions of bugs surround EVERY human – and they show where you have been.

CDC_Gas_Mask_Wallart_04Every human on earth has a cloud of germs surrounding them at all times – and it is almost as distinct to that person as a fingerprint.

The “microbial cloud” contains millions of bugs that are put out from various pores and points in our bodies.

According to experts, the cloud hangs around a person’s body at all times and each individual cloud has a signature that could be read by carrying out genetic analysis of the bacteria.

“Click” to enjoy your “CDC Chic” gallery:

Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Warning

Now I don’t know about you little Darwins, but it would take some twisted mind to come up with that use for a screwdriver.


Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors


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