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Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Shark Jump Week

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Just like #FakeNewsCNN , I grab onto a story and ride that puppy (or shark) until it’s legs (or fins) fall off.  Chris Christie’s most excellent BeachGate adventure is just one of those “it’s impossible to eat just one” (right, Governor) stories.  In honor of the upcoming Sharknado 5, here’s a few more of our favorite Chris Christie BeachGate memes.  Hold on to your swimming trunks, kiddies.

You were expecting more memes? Ok.

Mostly Irrelevant CNN – Always a Bridesmaid

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What’s the old saying? If your adversary is digging a hole, don’t take his shovel”. These types of antics by Jeff Zucker’s CNN definitely don’t bode well for anyone’s job security at CNN. The At&T/Time-Warner merger is worth a lot more than the petulant angst of a formerly significant news network trying to get it’s front row seat back at the White House Press Briefing. Imagine. Playing second fiddle to The Gateway Pundit. The horror…

FakeNews CNN Outs Trump Wrestling GIF Author – Update #CNNBlackmail

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Update #CNNBlackmail – Number 1 Twitter trending hashtags. Will CNN apologize or dig themselves in deeper? Could #ApologizeNowCNN be the next big Twitter trender?

From CNN, “How CNN found the Reddit user behind the Trump wrestling GIF“.

Jeff Zucker – FakeNews CNN’s Chief Huckster or, if you will, Big Pruny-faced Honcho in charge

So CNN used it’s substantial assets to locate a reasonably innocuous (and clever) internet troll that just happened to juxtapose CNN’s logo in place of the head of  WWE CEO Vince McMahon, who in turn, just happened to get clotheslined by none other than Donald J. Trump.  A perfect takedown.  A video turned viral.  Up against the wall, troll!  Recant!  Repent!  And promise never to poke fun at FakeNews CNN ever, ever again.  Or ELSE.  SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN…

CNN is not publishing “HanA**holeSolo’s” name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.
CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.

But, you ask, what does Mr.”Do as I say, Not as I do” Zucker do when confronted with FakeNews CNN’s own issues? Well, #Snowflakes, he beats feet and runs when confronted with questions about FakeNews CNN’s own hypocrisy and lack of credibility. Watch him run from Project Veritas.  See Jeff run.  Jeff is a Dick, isn’t he Jane?

Chris Christie’s BeachGate – The Evolution of a Meme

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Chris “I didn’t get any sun” Christie has set the gold standard for chutzpah in political spin during a crisis – brazenly trying to ‘splain away his little beach trip.  He has birthed a ‘whale’ of meme in the process that is guaranteed to be his own personal Jonah for the rest of his (possibly short) political career.  Here’s the happy family beach scene that started it all.  The Christie’s and company were probably the only lonesome family on the Jersey Shore that day, State budget cuts and all.

And here’s the memeonic aftermath of that humongously flawed decision. It’s called “Optics 101” Chris. You don’t push Grannie in the ditch and then get your picture taken laughing about it and giving her an extra little kick.