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Daily Darwin – Snakes and a Selfie

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Darwin chortles that being ‘Selfie Absorbed’ while charming snakes is the equivalent of baring ones genomes and asking Adam Vinatieri, the Colts outstanding field goal kicker, if he thinks he can get ’em through the uprights.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Chiraq – New School Vending Machines

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Forget the candy and the snacks and the soda pop. This vending machine dispenses what you really need to make it through the day in Chicago.  Some Easter weekend murder stats from HeyJackass!

For whatever reason, Easter weekend tends to be a shitshow with or without last year’s “Thou Shalt Not Murder” Easter Sunday.

Final Stupidity Tally: 2 killed, 44 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 3 killed, 33 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 10 killed, 36 wounded