Cats

Golfing With Bogey

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Kitty says, “Let me come golfing with you, Dad.  I’ll be good.  I’ll chase birdies.  Maybe some squirrels.  I’m very quiet.  No noise.  I can get my own snacks.  Pee breaks won’t slow you down.  Please…..Dad?  Please???”

Schrödinger’s Cat Seen Plotting A New Quantum Mechanics Experiment

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Your murder and disappearance.

The new theory being that if kitty murders you, you will not be able to put him in a box with poison, therefore he will be simultaneously alive while you, most regrettably, and most demonstrably,  are very dead.

Schrödinger’s Cat: a cat, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed box. … The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.