Animal Farm

More Than Just George Orwell’s Furry Friends

MGM Can’t Stand The New Marvel Universe Movie, Either

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Marvel Studios’ latest movie, The Marvels, exhibits all the symptoms of a rusty creative process. Despite some sparse bursts of charm, it lacks quality control. While the whole enterprise is still profitable and one of Disney’s most reliable brands, the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) has seen better days.

**Yeah, we know it was an ‘effing Disney movie, but the kitty was cute

Rocky Raccoon Is Pissed

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His woman must have run off with another guy…

Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye

Rocky didn’t like that
He said, “I’m gonna get that boy”
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky Raccoon, checked into his room
Only to find Gideon’s Bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival

The Beatles – Rocky Raccoon